02 9 / 2014

balfies:

"sir, your entire family is allergic to bees"

"the FUCK we are. margaret, kids, pack your bags!"

(via eeeduard0)

01 9 / 2014

dongstomper69:

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

fucking idiot got owned

dongstomper69:

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

fucking idiot got owned

(via how-long-can-i-make-my-username)

01 9 / 2014

merkiplier:

This is a virtual hug, spread it to those who need it most!”

(via great-blaster)

01 9 / 2014

levis-short-ass:

zapidos:

gaywin:

when you’re a lesbian and share your room with a bunch of heterosexuals

image

is this a reaction picture or an example

yes

(Source: jeambo, via eeeduard0)

01 9 / 2014

nerdthatlovesfood:

thempress:

flyawaymax:

porrim-some-sugar-on-me:

usbdongle:

significantmelancholy:

nevver:

Where you feel it

bringing this back because important 

#the cold crotch of contempt

"I hate that guy so much he makes my dick cold"

but what is spiderman so ashamed of

For getting his Uncle murdered I’m guessing. 


Happiness turns you into a Michael Bay film

nerdthatlovesfood:

thempress:

flyawaymax:

porrim-some-sugar-on-me:

usbdongle:

significantmelancholy:

nevver:

Where you feel it

bringing this back because important 

"I hate that guy so much he makes my dick cold"

but what is spiderman so ashamed of

For getting his Uncle murdered I’m guessing. 

Happiness turns you into a Michael Bay film

(via how-long-can-i-make-my-username)

01 9 / 2014

She betrayed Ronan. He’s coming back for her. And when he does… (x)

(Source: iamnevertheone, via how-long-can-i-make-my-username)

01 9 / 2014

(Source: peterquill, via claymade)

01 9 / 2014

cumleak:

"i’ll be speaking with my lawyer" is the adult version of saying "im telling mom"

(via claymade)

01 9 / 2014

(Source: dogsyoutube, via d0gbl0g)

01 9 / 2014

d0gbl0g:

syzygya:

His name is Burt

Burt rules

01 9 / 2014

themegalosaurus:

TINY DOG KNOWS WHAT IT WANTS

(via d0gbl0g)

31 8 / 2014

moonager:

One time I was on a rollercoaster and a guy’s hat fell off during one of the loops but he caught it when we were right side up again, and i have to go my whole life knowing I’ll never be as cool as that guy.

(Source: totalhunk, via how-long-can-i-make-my-username)

31 8 / 2014

thedeadhand:

I got a papercut from a manga.

You could say I got a

weabooboo

(via princetokiya)

31 8 / 2014

stereowire:

Commission postin’~ fighter/kickboxer au Levi. with tattoos, because shitty tattoos Levi lifestyle.

stereowire:

Commission postin’~ fighter/kickboxer au Levi. with tattoos, because shitty tattoos Levi lifestyle.

(via princetokiya)

31 8 / 2014

vinegod:

This cracked me up. I guess she was upset she didn’t get the apple slice. by oh so tracy

(via princetokiya)