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bassdroppinmaddness: what-is-even-a-good-url: skrillexstuck: k...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 06:01:34 -0400

what-is-even-a-good-url:

skrillexstuck:

kairibloodheart:

condiminaj:

katzmatt:

waitinggin-wonderland:

shesfiction:

ghostmumble:

shesfiction:

alvinacid:

kathrynintrees:

I didn’t know I wanted this until now.

clothes are optional.

So down for this.

how cute would this be to do with your crush or some shit

just be like oops i fell on you with my half naked body covered in paint

THIS IS FUCKING BRILLANT

anyone want to play with me? ;)

I totally would. My bucket list as well.

no, instead have them all different shades of red or just put small enough spots to where you can still see the other color. play this with your friends, then after your done, don’t wash it off. just walk around, go shopping, or whatever. if any one asks, you have just fought in a great war and vanquished many enemies.

For an added touch, put on a band aid and say “opps, missed one.” and walk away

why not just use fake blood

Or real blood

well it started out as a cute idea…

morgrana: EVERYBODY! GO TO GOOGLE IMAGES AND SEARCH ATARI BREAKOUT DO IT

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 04:30:27 -0400

morgrana:

EVERYBODY!

GO TO GOOGLE IMAGES AND SEARCH

ATARI BREAKOUT

DO IT

2xfetuskind: nohetero: discover card wont stop sending me spam letters trying to get me to sign up...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 03:00:50 -0400

2xfetuskind:

nohetero:

discover card wont stop sending me spam letters trying to get me to sign up for a credit card. unfortunately for them they included a business reply mail envelope that they have to pay the postage for when used

This is horrible, im at a starbucks and i just broke down laughing, everyone is looking at me and someone asked whats so funny and I just whispered “Dickbutt” and the dude net to me starting dying too this is infectioous

everythingelsegoesherethen: nerdfighter13812: itsxandy: disney...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:30:26 -0400

everythingelsegoesherethen:

nerdfighter13812:

itsxandy:

disneymoviesandfacts:

According to the animators for Flynn, he’s meant to be 26 years old, thus making him 8 years older than Rapunzel, who is 18 in the film - the largest age gap between any other Disney couple.

Kida’s 8,800-ish with Milo’s 32, that’s… an 8,768 year age gap?

Can we just appreciate that Milo’s reaction is basically how tumblr girls feel about the men they stalk?

I CAN’T EVEN DENY IT OH MY GOD

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:30:32 -0400

nikoanesti: This is eerily similar to every episode of Ghost...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:01:17 -0400

nikoanesti:

This is eerily similar to every episode of Ghost Hunters…

snoipahkat: its my brother’s 18th birthday in a few hours and my dad just grabbed him by the...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:23:31 -0400

snoipahkat:

its my brother’s 18th birthday in a few hours and my dad just grabbed him by the shoulders and said
“listen son. tomorrow, you can be legally tried as an adult for first-degree murder, so if you need to kill anybody, go do it now”

messenger-of-the-auspice:

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:30:39 -0400

messenger-of-the-auspice:

tookoftheshire: my new hobby is inserting Javert into really...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:01:58 -0400

tookoftheshire:

my new hobby is inserting Javert into really dramatic TV and movie scenes

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:30:53 -0400

sherlawkward: In which Sam Winchester literally cutes himself...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:02:03 -0400

sherlawkward:

In which Sam Winchester literally cutes himself out of being arrested.

eridans-plush-rump: tomatogami: eridans-plush-rump: fandoms-ar...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:52:20 -0400

eridans-plush-rump:

tomatogami:

eridans-plush-rump:

fandoms-are-not-sins:

the-dancing-batter:

OKAY I WAS MAKING A GIF RESPONSE THE OTHER NIGHT AND RIGHT AS I CLICKED START MY MOM YELLED “ITS TIME FOR DINNER” AND I JUST CASUALLY MADE MY WAY UPSTAIRS AND THIS HAPPENED

This is horrifying

SOMEONE PLEASE REVERSE THIS

your wish is my command

go ODBY E

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:47:45 -0400

actorsallusionpresents: ssonicscrewdrivers: melodeypond: i...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:46:19 -0400

actorsallusionpresents:

ssonicscrewdrivers:

melodeypond:

i wish i was sorry

Rory Williams, I choose you

I just made the most unnattractive snorting laugh in the world.

egg-rolls: one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:45:09 -0400

egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

shorm: fat-birds: chickenshit: real birds tweet on twitter I...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:28:36 -0400

shorm:

fat-birds:

chickenshit:

real birds tweet on twitter

I don’t know why I’m laughing so hard at this :’)

It’s okay, the birds were laughing pretty hard on the 6th too

kawaiipiranha: laying down the law

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:43:18 -0400

kawaiipiranha:

laying down the law

This is the End and the endless jokes about rape

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:41:29 -0400

andrewisatoolbag:

diaphenia:

Let’s talk about This is the End.

It’s celebrity rpf (Apocalypse AU) and whatever, the beginning of the movie is sort of fun, with a lot of cameos and celebrities running around partying.

Read More

Holy shit and I thought I wanted to see this movie. Never the fuck mind.

tittyminaj: yall are just like nematodes

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:36:58 -0400

tittyminaj:

yall are just like nematodes

jaratepills: when u say something and the the tv says it right after

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:30:50 -0400

jaratepills:

when u say something and the the tv says it right after